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Post date: May 16, 2012 1:34:25 PM

Most dogs like sleep. Not mine. She believes that I should only sleep in strict three hour blocks. #MyDogIsAnInsomniac

Where I live has 1,768 likes on it's Facebook page. It's obvious they don't live here. #SmallTowns

I was planning on going on an Italian Cruise ship later this year....but I don't know how to swim.....#Hellidays