Are you Mad?
Post date: Sep 15, 2011 7:07:05 AM
The submission I wrote to Cracked Magazine to join as a writer...
Those Pricks over at Mad turned me down.
I said "I will show you, I will go join Cracked, they know good stuff when they see it"
"Fine" they said.
"Fine!" I said.
"See if I care!!"
"No, fine, as in you have got a parking fine"
"Yeah, you parked in a Tow-Away Zone"
"Shit", I said.
So, those Mad bastards are mad bastards, who made me a mad bastard, who is going to show them. So there!
Oh, yes, also, can I please write for you?
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