Are you Mad?

Post date: Sep 15, 2011 7:07:05 AM

The submission I wrote to Cracked Magazine to join as a writer...

Those Pricks over at Mad turned me down.

I said "I will show you, I will go join Cracked, they know good stuff when they see it"

"Fine" they said.

"Fine!" I said.

"See if I care!!"

"No, fine, as in you have got a parking fine"


"Yeah, you parked in a Tow-Away Zone"

"Shit", I said.

So, those Mad bastards are mad bastards, who made me a mad bastard, who is going to show them. So there!

Oh, yes, also, can I please write for you?

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